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Technical support calls at Dell

These "silly tech support calls " have been around in e-mails and online since the dawn of tech support.

They are always fun to read. I'm in the mood for a good laugh. How 'bout you?


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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.

Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry....


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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...

Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?


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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.


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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...


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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?

Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.


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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.


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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back

Customer: OK

Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes

Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...


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Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?


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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.


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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.

Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer : Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.


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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.


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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?


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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?

Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."


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And last but not least...


Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager"
Customer: I don't have a P.

Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?

Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

A GUIDE TO GET A JOB FOR LIFE

Hey Friends,

If you are a job aspirant looking for an ideal job for yourself than this place is meant just for you. Top companies' quest for expansion has led to a considerable increase in the job sector thereby increasing the number of job openings and the salary package offered. But the problem that many people face is in regard to selecting the best job that will suit there work profile and interest, here i will be clarifying the intricacies of the Indian job sector by providing some vital links that i have gathered over a period of time.

Although a good number of attractive job options are open the common man has to search intensively for that one right call, with the advent of internet as a source of communication it has become easier for the companies and job aspirants to be in contact with one another, gone are the days when newspaper used to be the only place to hunt for job openings now you can search for a job, practice recruitment papers, & even get interview experiences.

Now comes the more important question, where on the internet to look for that vital job opening information, interview questions and experiences, resume building tips, suggestions etc, this is where this blog plays a role in providing you some of the best known sites to go to in search of a dream job and all that you need in order to achieve it. Here i will be listing some of the best places over the internet for an Indian job aspirant in the hope that my experiences will be a help for all those who are rather unaware of the whereabouts of the job sector spread over the internet.


1. One of the best places for Job hunters is placementindia.com, it offers some excellent job openings for people from different educational backgrounds and work experiences (even for freshers). Resume writing tips given on the site are very useful for all those ho are still confused about building that ideal and impressive resume. You can sort out jobs based on the different parameters that differentiate your kinda job from the rest of it. They offer good number of excellent jobs on a fairly regular basis and are indeed a boon to the starving aspirants of quality jobs.


2. Now coming to rather the leader of the pack, Naukri.com is undoubtedly one of the best in its field and that is offering some very very good job openings, you can upload your resume on the site and whenever a job that matches your profile comes up your are informed by them. This is also a very good place to look out for jobs not only in India but overseas as well, with all the qualities of a complete job portal this site stands ahead of the rest in the business. You must visit this site to feast yourself on there vast experience in the field of placements and career making, as can be safely said considering the success stories they have produced.


3. I would now like to mention one of the more informative site indianjobs.in this innovative and rather different site offers you the know hows of the Indian job sector. It provides some of the most crucial information that a job seeker would like to know about what's happening in the job sector (and the top MNCs) in general. Overall i suggest that you should have a look into this quite out of the league site just to get a feel of things to come in the job sector.


4. Bestjobsindia.com as its name suggests is one of leading site for providing job opportunities to Indian people. They offer some very good features in a very organised manner, you can again upload your resume and also search for job from amongst the numerous mentioned already. One of the great features of the site is that it updates quite frequently and as a result it lists a particular job as soon as it is published.


5. Now coming to the needs of a fresher who has just passed out and is in search of a job that suits his needs that mainly revolves around a no work ex tag Freshersworld.com provides answers to the prayers of a desperate fresher in an inimitable fashion. This is a complete site for all those freshers out there, it has some of the best collection of jobs for freshers from almost every field and moreover the tips and suggestions on the site are top notch and along with the placement papers, interview questions and resume building tips it makes for an unmatchable combo.


6. Careerkhazana.com is again a saviour of a job aspirant worried about getting his type of ideal job. This site has one of the most comprehensive database of jobs available on the internet. You can post your resume and apart from Indian jobs you can also look out for some great overseas jobs if you are interested in working abroad. The site has some other wonderful features to boast of and is amongst the few sites that genuinely try to help the job seeker.


7. Now i come to a site that offers free registration and is indeed a boon to the desperate job seeker Indianjobsonline.com. It is not as good looking and organised as some other sites in its league but it covers up by offering some genuinely useful services in terms of superb placement opportunities and resource materials for different type of people having different requirements and eligibility.


8. Finally i would like to end this post by mentioning one of the sites that i look upto as being pivotal for any job aspirant. Vyomworld..com has some excellent features like loads of placement papers of top companies, interview questions and other resources for a job seeker. The emphasis is laid on a fresh graduate who has just crossed the college and is standing aghast in search of a good job matching his/her profile.


I hope that my list of sites helps people in getting there dream job, also please let me know if you have any specific query and i will try and answer that as soon as possible.