Test for Idiocy

 B elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?
 
 
 Let's find out just how clever you really are....
 
 
 
 Ready? GO!!!
 
 
 
 First Question:
 
 Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
 
 
 
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 Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
 absolutel! y wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!
 
 Try not to screw up next time.
 Now answer the second question,
 but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?
 
 Second Question:
 If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
 
 
 
 
 
 
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 Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
 
 
 You're not very good at this, are you?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Third Question:
 V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
 Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
 
 
 
 Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
 Add another 1000 . Now add 20. Now add another 1000
 Now add 10 . What is the total?
 
 
 
 
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 Did you get 5000?
 
 The correct answer is actually 4100.
 
 
 
 If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
 Today is definitely not your day, is it?
 Maybe you'll get the last question right....
 ...Maybe.
 01/02/2007
 Anonymous
 Fourth Question:
 
 Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?
 
 
 
 
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 Did you Answer Nunu?
 NO! Of course it isn't.
 Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
 
 
 
 Okay, now the bonus round:
 I may have sent this one before. I! 'm never sure.
 
 
 A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
 imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
 expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
 done.
 
 
 Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
 sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
 
 
 
 
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 He just has to open his mouth and ask...
 It's really very simple.... Like you!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 PASS TH IS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
 SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
 DO U THINK U R SMART ENOUGH or JUST CLEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How Girlz rate Guyz?

How Girlz rate Guyz?
 
 Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.
 
 It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.
 
 Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a ready reckoner for you:
 
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 % just a friend %
 Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"
 
 Rahul: "Where are you going Shilpa??"
 
 Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph! ).
 
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 % Good Friend %
 
 
 You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try using you when I really need you.
 
 Rahul calls: "Hi Shilpa",
 
 Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"
 
 (Shilpa calls back after two days)
 
 Shilpa: "What do you want Rahul? Why did you call that day?".
 
 Rahul: "Generally".
 
 Shilpa: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."
 
 Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.
 
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 % Very good friend %
 
 
 Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl.
 
 She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone.
 
 Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.
 
 Shilpa: "You know Rahul, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn't sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn't like me anymore. And yesterday I saw him with another girl".
 
 Rahul: "Who is Shekhar??"
 
 Shilpa : "My boyfriend."
 
 Rahul: Oh! ok.
 
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 % Best Friend %
 
 
 You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you.
 
 And don't be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun.
 
 Rahul Shopping. Rahul Movie. Rahul Coffee. Rahul,you pay. I am having fun.
 
 Rahul is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.
 
 Shilpa: "But I thought we were just friends. We should remain friends
 
 Rahul. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that."
 
 Rahul: What?? (Rahul drinks all night).
 
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 % Best of the Bestest Friends %
 
 
 Ok now you are really special.
 
 You are dad-cum-boyfriend- cum-brother- cum-everything.
 
 Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl.
 
 You take her around.
 
 You make her project.
 
 You do her assignments.
 
 You are allowed to take her doggie around.
 
 You can hold hands on the beach.
 
 You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along).
 
 But but but... don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salary you earn and has a flat in PoesGardenor Boat Club or Hiranandani area.
 
 Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am getting engaged to Shekhar. Shekhar this is Rahul, he is my bestest friend".
 
 Rahul: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Rahul's wrist).
 
 Rahul is now heart broken and wrist broken.
 
 ********
 % Boyfriend %
 Uh... No comments dude. You're already Gone!
 
 ********
 
 Now ~ where you stand?

try this number game

Follow the steps, please don't jump to end.....
 
 Firstly, decide how many times per week you would like to visit a restuarant for dinner, has to be atleast once a week
 
 Multiply the number by 2
 
 Add 5
 
 Multiply by 50
 
 If your birthday has passed for this year add 1758 alternatively add 1757 if it has not yet passed.
 
 Last Calculation:
 Subtract the year you were born in.
 (eg.: 1984, etc.)
 
 Your total in now a three digit number.
 
 The first of the three digits:
 Is the number of times per week your would like to go out for dinner.
 
 Now for the coolest!!!
 The last two digits tells you …
 
 YOUR AGE !!!!!!

New best 10 upcoming Mobile Phones For 2008

Mobile Phones For 2008!!!

1 . Nokia 888 Communicator

2 . Nokia Aeon

3 . Sky "Sleak n Slim"

4 . Benq-Siemes "Snaked"

5 . What You See is What You Get Concept

6 . Retroxis By Dark Label

7 . Benq-Siemens "The Blackbox"

8 . NEC Tag

9 . TripleWatch

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1 . Nokia 888 Communicator
Nokia definitely has the most interesting concept phones. Nokia 888 Communicator is a striking futuristic concept phone. The phone, which uses liquid batteries, speech recognition, flexible touchscreen and touch-sensitive body cover,is designed by Tamer Nakisci and won the Nokia Design Award

2 . Nokia Aeon

Nokia Aeon was presented by Nokia on their website in the Research & Development section. What is so great about this phone is that it looks like it will actually go into production next February. Of course, its just a rumor, but still, makes us hope to actually see it someday in the GSM shop. All we know about it for now is that its a touchscreen phone and it looks fantastic.

3 . Sky "Sleak n Slim"

"Sleek & Slim" from SKY is another concept based on touchscreen technology. The phone has a discretely glowing touchpad, hideaway keys and generally utterly-fashionable minimalist design.

4 . Benq-Siemes "Snaked"
Benq designers thought of women too and presented Snaked. This is a "reptile" looking phone, creepy somehow, but still is very cool. The Snaked is a fashion phone for sport loving women, because it also has body monitoring sensors to help the ladies keep those fine shapes.

5 . What You See is What You Get Concept
One thing is for sure about this concept phone…they could've named it shorter. Designed by Pei-Hua Hang, the phone's name comes from the fact that this concept no longer uses an LCD as viewfinder for the digital camera, instead it uses a transparent frame. And of course, interaction is made through a touchscreen

6 . Retroxis By Dark Label

If most phones presented here will never be sold in store for sure, the Retroxis concept phone from Dark Label looks kinda human, and makes us hope we'll be able to get one of these one day. Designed by Lim Sze Tat the phone is encased in high polished polycarbonate renowned for its lightweight and toughness and has an invisible OLED display that silently hides away when inactive.

7 . Benq-Siemens "The Blackbox"

Black Box designed by Benq-Siemens uses a touch screen as its keypad and, depending on the functions you are using, the touch screen changes the control layout immediately.

8 . NEC Tag
Somehow similar to the Snaked concept, the NEC Tag is a flexible phone concept that can be , for example, hung from a belt or wrapped around the user's arm. Interesting is that the phone has shape-memorizing material and sensors that allows the phone to change its shape according to the mode.

9 . TripleWatchThough the idea of a cellphone watch is not so new, the TripleWatch designed by Manon Maneenawa has an interesting triple flip technique that allows the user to transform the watch into a normal cellphone. When used as a wrist watch, the phone has a speaker button that allows the user to answer the phone and hang up while driving.

10 . Asus Aura

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